The Gekrönte Republik of Kron is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 2.443 billion Kronies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krongo. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kronian economy, worth 103 trillion Krongelds a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,165 Krongelds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kron's national animal is the Robin and its national religion is Kronicology.

Kron is ranked 92,242^nd in the world and 149^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.88 law-abiding acts per hour.