The United Kingdom of Krozoz is a massive, genial nation, notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.951 billion Krozozians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ive. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The powerhouse Krozozian economy, worth 162 trillion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,115 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback Dolphin is only seen in captivity programs, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krozoz's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Krozoz is ranked 22,382^nd in the world and 27^th in Flanelistan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 109.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.