The Kingdom of Krri is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Charles with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.158 billion Krrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igrita. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krrian economy, worth 582 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,428 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for King Charles', and maximum security Krrian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krri's national animal is the Two tailed lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Revisualism.

Krri is ranked 205,063^rd in the world and 25^th in Sub Pacific for Safest, scoring 37.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.