The Armed Republic of Kut-Tigin is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 953 million Kut-Tiginians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigindar. The average income tax rate is 10.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kut-Tiginian economy, worth 57.3 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,151 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The weather in Tigindar is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kut-Tigin's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kut-Tigin is ranked 250,847^th in the world and 244^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.