The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 33.768 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth an astonishing 13,899 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 411,615 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, anti-government web sites are springing up, Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV's reputation is hard as nails, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 292,510^th in the world and 26^th in Gholgoth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -26.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.