The Empire of Kyorlui is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 235 million Hikyoras are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kyorluian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Hikyora Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,720 Hikyora Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyorlui's national animal is the Sronyal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyorlui is ranked 99,285^th in the world and 7^th in Atkalat for Safest, scoring 82.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.