Population | 19.555 billion |
Capital | Grazboroniki |
Leader | General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov |
Faith | ██████████████ |
Currency | party-approved credit |
Animal | Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear |
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.555 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,777 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 397,717 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Armored Kyrizstanislavi Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Kyrizstanislav is ranked 138,827th in the world and 416th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 217.48911775132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrizstanislav created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Armored Kyrizstanislavi Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, being General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
World Assembly
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