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Most Secular: 46thMost Influential: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 229th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population19.555 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Faith██████████████

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.555 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,777 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 397,717 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Armored Kyrizstanislavi Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 138,827th in the world and 416th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 217.48911775132 days.

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Most Secular: 46thMost Influential: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 229thMost Patriotic: 249thLargest Agricultural Sector: 268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 485thMost Corrupt Governments: 584thSmartest Citizens: 593rdLargest Governments: 648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 729thMost Beautiful Environments: 814thHighest Poor Incomes: 823rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 862ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,125thHighest Economic Output: 1,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,851stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,146thHealthiest Citizens: 2,558thLargest Black Market: 2,561stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,225thMost Efficient Economies: 4,959thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,013thMost Authoritarian: 5,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,485thBest Weather: 6,609thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,044thMost Conservative: 9,150thMost Cultured: 10,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,662ndMost Developed: 14,787thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,131stMost Extreme: 27,508thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29,099th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Armored Kyrizstanislavi Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, being General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.

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