The Confederacy of LBoozer is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 331 million LBoozerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse LBoozerian economy, worth 29.6 trillion Boozies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 89,501 Boozies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LBoozer's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

LBoozer is ranked 279,595^th in the world and 213^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.