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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,459thMost Influential: 4,511th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
They're Palatschinken, not Pfannkuchen.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Laamiva

Population8.333 billion

CapitalKuressaare
FaithState Atheism

Currencyrubiin
Animalrabbit

The Republic of Laamiva is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.333 billion Laamivans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laamivan economy, worth 757 trillion rubiins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,959 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Laamiva is ranked 162,010th in the world and 3,349th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 120.46879789992 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,459thMost Influential: 4,511thMost Secular: 6,054thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,523rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,396thBest Weather: 11,878thNicest Citizens: 12,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,795thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,250thMost Inclusive: 17,682ndSmartest Citizens: 18,742ndHighest Food Quality: 19,497thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 22,124thMost Developed: 22,673rdMost Pacifist: 23,172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,245thMost Cultured: 27,786thMost Income Equality: 27,868th
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Most Influential: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 205th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 267th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 290th in the regionMost Secular: 335th in the regionMost Politically Free: 422nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 588th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 594th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 605th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 644th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 644th in the regionBest Weather: 654th in the regionNicest Citizens: 671st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 857th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 884th in the regionMost Income Equality: 916th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,014th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,026th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Laamiva was refounded in Balder.

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