The Queendom of Lambkinland is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 50 million Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sheepish economy, worth 1.53 trillion whirligigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,680 whirligigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, military spending is on the increase, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambkinland's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambkinland is ranked 267,312^th in the world and 219^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Populations, with 50.0 million capita.