The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 46.527 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 13,666 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,742 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, property subletting is going underground, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 6,433^rd in the world and 5^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,047.67 pounds of wildlife per square mile.