The Federal Republic of Landonistania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Whatever with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 5.957 billion Landonistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Landonistania. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landonistanian economy, worth 664 trillion Landonistanian Ringgits a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,552 Landonistanian Ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landonistania's national animal is the Malayan Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Multi-Religious Status.

Landonistania is ranked 89,368^th in the world and 1^st in Federation of Chubbian Nations for Largest Populations, with 5.96 billion capita.