The Allied Socialist Countries of Lemonburgs is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council Of Lemonburgs with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 7.381 billion Citizens Of Lemonburgs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Mevososh-a. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,769 trillion Neo Le-moṅs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,770 Neo Le-moṅs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New regulations have put a halt to monkey business, finders keepers is the law of the land, Lemonburgs isn't what it used to be, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonburgs's national animal is the Yellow Necked Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemonburgs is ranked 305,708^th in the world and 105^th in Liberty Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 2.64 Obesity Rate.