The Federal Republic of Lemoniyan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 498 million Lemoniyanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Citrosia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemoniyanian economy, worth 54.7 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,886 Lemons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,022 per year while the poor average 29,703, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Lemoniyan's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lemoniyan is ranked 60,603^rd in the world and 138^th in United Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,236.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.