The Republic of Lerpardium is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 194 million Lerps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lerpardiumian economy, worth 9.36 trillion The Iyars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,251 The Iyars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lerpardium's national animal is the Meerkat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lerpardium is ranked 87,602^nd in the world and 575^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 86.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.