The Empire of Liechteinshtain is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Horansan The First with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3 billion Liechteinshtainians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaziemir. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liechteinshtainian economy, worth 324 trillion lire a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,207 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Horansan The First Pics" has made Horansan The First's mom a celebrity, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liechteinshtain's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Liechteinshtain is ranked 81,175^th in the world and 26^th in Waifu for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 351.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.