The Queendom of Lindee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.004 billion Lindeeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Your Mom. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lindeean economy, worth 175 trillion Lindiums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,450 Lindiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindee's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lindee is ranked 234,720^th in the world and 9,160^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.