The Republic of Lindezdinugatiald is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 378 million Lindezdinugatialdians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lkyawponiw. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lindezdinugatialdian economy, worth 24.8 trillion valoras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,712 valoras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engineers are reinventing the wheel, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindezdinugatiald's national animal is the quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lindezdinugatiald is ranked 234,926^th in the world and 20^th in Byzantion for Largest Populations, with 378 million capita.