The Republic of Linosa is a small, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 36 million Linosans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Linosan economy, worth 1.07 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,740 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linosa's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Linosa is ranked 50,546^th in the world and 1,126^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 102.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.