The Federation of Linumia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tovlis with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.873 billion Linumians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suzaku. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Linumian economy, worth 161 trillion Vajras a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,376 Vajras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the family of Tovlis bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linumia's national animal is the Malamute, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada.

Linumia is ranked 18,559^th in the world and 34^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,233.19 on the Clooney Contribution Index.