The Principality of Lithornia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 707 million Lithornians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lithornian economy, worth 39.7 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,197 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lithornia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, airport security is provided by private companies, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lithornia's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lithornia is ranked 165,408^th in the world and 164^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 78.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.