The Imperial Provinces of Lkandria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lars Arnoldson with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.713 billion Lkandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lars City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lkandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,574 trillion Slovaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,460 Slovaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lkandria's national animal is the Dog and its national religion is Atheism.

Lkandria is ranked 8,625^th in the world and 25^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Food Quality, scoring 170.94 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.