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Llanfairp

Population1.118 billion

CapitalLlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll
LeaderHenbeddestyr Guorthigern Enfys Llewelyn
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalDragon

The Great Nation of Llanfairp is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Henbeddestyr Guorthigern Enfys Llewelyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.118 billion Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfairpian economy, worth 159 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,975 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 527,484 per year while the poor average 27,346, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfairp's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Llanfairp is ranked 213,348th in the world and 5,906th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 34.26315168268 days.

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Most Conservative: 6,888thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,895thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,043rdMost Authoritarian: 8,304thMost Patriotic: 10,397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,618thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,238thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,835thLargest Mining Sector: 17,788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,464thLowest Crime Rates: 19,793rdMost Developed: 22,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,339thLargest Retail Industry: 24,066thHighest Average Incomes: 25,007thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,714thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,862ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,666th
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Most Conservative: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 291st in the regionMost Extreme: 444th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 479th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 490th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 536th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 668th in the regionMost Patriotic: 926th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Llanfairp voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Llanfairp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Llanfairp, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".

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