The Federal Bloc of Lorenial is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Claudia Frost with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.568 billion Lorenialians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noiev. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lorenialian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion Urmens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 226,115 Urmens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and hospitals in Lorenial are too busy serving the needs of Eientei Gensokyo to see Lorenialians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorenial's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Featherian.

Lorenial is ranked 288,784^th in the world and 127^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.