The United Kingdoms of Lurento is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Alexander Lannestark with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.122 billion Lurentese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gensheheim. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lurentese economy, worth 233 trillion Luroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,538 Luroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurento's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arceanity.

Lurento is ranked 206,725^th in the world and 7,699^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,279.67 Standard Monetary Units.