The Allied States of Luxcrest is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Morgan Greenwood with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.375 billion Luxcrestians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxor. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luxcrestian economy, worth 265 trillion Luxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,942 Luxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the military has gone fission for more funding, and intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luxcrest's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Luxcrest is ranked 8,393^rd in the world and 78^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.