The Federal Republic of Lynupolia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 305 million Lynupolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lynupolian economy, worth 11.9 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,066 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, only the richest get to see out of their windows, nudity is frowned upon, and voting is voluntary. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lynupolia's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lynupolia is ranked 93,530^th in the world and 613^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 84.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.