The Republic of Lyyyyyyyydiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lydia the Selfless with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.547 billion Lyyyyyyyydiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whiterun. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyyyyyyyydiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaan economy, worth a remarkable 2,217 trillion Septims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,725 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lyyyyyyyydiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa's national animal is the Skeever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lyyyyyyyydiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa is ranked 281,751^st in the world and 10,797^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,478.49 Standard Monetary Units.