The Free Land of MMORPG is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 348 million MMORPGians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The powerhouse MMORPGian economy, worth 28.2 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 81,025 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 488,342 per year while the poor average 6,046, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBM Governor goes house hunting, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. MMORPG's national animal is the demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MMORPG is ranked 263,473^rd in the world and 89^th in Flanelistan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.