The Kingdom of Mafuteru is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lynde with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.826 billion Utaites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nandemoya. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mafuteruan economy, worth 257 trillion can badges a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,384 can badges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, parents dread their examinations more than their children, the only things Utaites vote on are cutest mafumafu competitions, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mafuteru's national animal is the mafumafu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is After the Rain.

Mafuteru is ranked 53,274^th in the world and 71^st in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 581.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.