The Kingdom of Magrinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 11.251 billion Magrinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crowmountain dugongorum. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Magrinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion mags a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,128 mags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magrinia's national animal is the dugongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magrinia is ranked 18,296^th in the world and 1,181^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.13 law-abiding acts per hour.