The Empire of Maisedog is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maise Reznor with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.556 billion Maisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danopolis. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maisedogian economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion maises a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,469 maises, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carefully-staged grief is displayed by Maise Reznor after national disasters, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maisedog's national animal is the yellow dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maisedog is ranked 167,820^th in the world and 57^th in Texas for Most Patriotic, with 7.41 flags saluted per person per day.