The People's Republic of Makatia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Secretary of State Mykola Ionescu with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 15.543 billion Makatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lubelsk. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Makatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,514 trillion Digital Makatian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,118 Digital Makatian Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makatia's national animal is the Eurasian lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Makatia is ranked 4,185^th in the world and 4^th in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Food Quality, scoring 220.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.