The Legendary Indio Empire of Malotihuacan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Malotl with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.785 billion Malotecos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malotitlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malotec economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,950 beans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 397,743 per year while the poor average 36,674, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malotihuacan's national animal is the Maloitzcuintle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Malotec.

Malotihuacan is ranked 22,525^th in the world and 23^rd in Fifth Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,701 on the Gilded Widget Scale.