The Federal Republic of Malygion is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Honorable Chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.211 billion Malygians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malygia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Malygian economy, worth a remarkable 4,926 trillion Qritsis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,263 Qritsis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Malygian beach towns "the fine coastline", years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malygion's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Malygion is ranked 14,782^nd in the world and 62^nd in the Pacific for Largest Populations, with 21.2 billion capita.