The Queendom of Mariavia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 578 million Mariavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mariavian economy, worth 24.6 trillion Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,573 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were, umbrellas are back in fashion, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Mariavia's national animal is the Me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mariavia is ranked 202,839^th in the world and 10^th in Gates Law 2022 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.