The Queendom of Massivia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Light with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.535 billion Massivians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Massivian economy, worth 266 trillion Caps a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,086 Caps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 643,798 per year while the poor average 7,528, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

The credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Queen Light's stash", fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists, and one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Massivia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Godism.

Massivia is ranked 281,813^th in the world and 127^th in Atlanticana for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.68 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.