The United Republics of Matuslania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marvan Mashukova with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.183 billion Matuslanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uchatŕaal. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Matuslanian economy, worth 687 trillion Reyéms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,659 Reyéms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the central government is trying to keep things flowing, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Matuslania's national animal is the Tigon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Matuslania is ranked 15,843^rd in the world and 9^th in Kylaris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,365.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.