The Transylvanian Dictatorship of Megalovania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.294 billion Megalovanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megalo Cluj-Napoca. The average income tax rate is 54.0%.

The Megalovanian economy, worth 164 trillion Knifeses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,893 Knifeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, hunters often become the hunted, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Megalovania's national animal is the Monsters, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Megalovania is ranked 141,841^st in the world and 20^th in Hive for Largest Populations, with 3.29 billion capita.