The États-Unis of Mesozoique is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Enzo Semedo with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.047 billion Mésozoïcains enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malkington. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient mésozoïcain economy, worth 295 trillion dollar mésozoïcains a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,601 dollar mésozoïcains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, billions of dollar mésozoïcains are being blown on orbital weapons development, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesozoique's national animal is the pygargue vocifer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mesozoique is ranked 106,112^th in the world and 64^th in Africa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.02 kickbacks per hour.