The Empire of Meyiostotys is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 36 million Meyisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Meyiostotysian economy, worth 1.32 trillion Éqiosimies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,800 Éqiosimies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is something rotten in the state of Meyiostotys, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is well under control. Meyiostotys's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meyiostotys is ranked 146,454^th in the world and 228^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 61.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.