The Once and Future Osiran of Mghnb is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Michał Kozłowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.918 billion Mghnbians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mghnb City. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mghnbian economy, worth a remarkable 4,967 trillion Mghnbian Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,235 Mghnbian Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, songs of praise to Michał Kozłowski are filled with coded messages from the resistance, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mghnb's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mghnb is ranked 23,639^th in the world and 1,054^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.