The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.733 billion Mikes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth an astonishing 20,893 trillion Kisses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 467,067 Kisses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,758,733 per year while the poor average 86,494, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and short is not always sweet. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 260,194^th in the world and 793^rd in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,077.89 Standard Monetary Units.