The Democratic Republic of Minecraftiana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Drakonas with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.857 billion Minecraftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beacontown. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Minecraftian economy, worth a remarkable 3,287 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,711 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minecraftiana's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minecraftiana is ranked 286,811^th in the world and 10,996^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,091.39 Standard Monetary Units.