The Parliamentary Monarchy of Minuss is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mikhaä Skaninsna with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.825 billion Minnusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnodask Brod. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minusaian economy, worth 892 trillion Lycias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,263 Lycias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minuss's national animal is the Monstrous Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vaccination.

Minuss is ranked 2,576^th in the world and 4^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 259.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.