The Mentally Unhinged State of Minustitsia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the councils of friens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.151 billion Minustitsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Justiz. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The powerhouse Minustitsian economy, worth 98.6 trillion Ustitsian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,671 Ustitsian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minustitsia's national animal is the French Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minustitsia is ranked 73,249^th in the world and 107^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,532.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.