The Desert People of Mirahge is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Chekman with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.361 billion Mirahgeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falorn. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirahgean economy, worth a remarkable 9,561 trillion Memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,388 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mirahge's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Grilled Cheese.

Mirahge is ranked 28,315^th in the world and 22^nd in Canada for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,886.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.