The Holy Empire of Miyakuntri is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lee A Deer with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.999 billion Miyakuntrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalium. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The powerhouse Miyakuntrian economy, worth 346 trillion flowerites a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,620 flowerites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miyakuntri's national animal is the Makango, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Miyakuntri is ranked 26,294^th in the world and 40^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 999.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.