The Mother of Kawaii Empire of Molphy is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.266 billion Molphyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Molphyian economy, worth 246 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,754 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molphy's national animal is the Moon Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Molphy is ranked 66,532^nd in the world and 26^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Safest, scoring 96.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.