The Dictatorship of Moniumland is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million Moniumlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Moniumlandian economy, worth 2.10 trillion Children a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,041 Children, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moniumland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moniumland is ranked 246,525^th in the world and 27^th in OrangeJuice for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.